Hi Tuxedo Stan fans, I'm back!
Mommy & daddy were away last week and I couldn't figure out how to turn the computer thing on so I couldn't give you an update. Now that they are back I have a new story to tell you. Oops, there's a hair out of place on my foot! Just a minute...
OK, that's better. I have a story about my sister, Louise. She's sleeping now so don't make any noise or you'll wake her up. She gets cranky when you wake her up during her "beauty sleep."
Louise says she is allergic to exercise. This is a picture of her during one of her workouts:
She says she does "mental exercises." I don't know what that means but Thelma calls me "mental" sometimes.
I managed to convince Louise to play with a toy one day. She's so lazy she plays lying down!
Me and Earl were having a snack yesterday when Louise's food radar sent her an alert message. She woke up instantly!
She jumped up and had a big stretch. Cats know the importance of stretching before exercise. I don't know why Louise stretches.
She came over and sniffed my bum. I HATE it when she sniffs my bum when I'm eating!
I turned around and stuck my tongue out at her.
She was so shocked she lost her balance!
I laughed at her and told her that's what she gets for being rude!
She managed to regain her balance after a lot of struggling. Here she is trying to look dignified afterward:
She said a bad word and flicked her tail at me. Then she waddled away to lie down and do some more "mental exercises."
That's all for this week.