Hi Fans, Tuxedo Stan here again.
I know you think I'm irresistible. I think I'm irresistible. I can't get enough of me.
Anyway, being the modest fella that I am, I would like to share the limelight with a few other special individuals...my family.
This is my brother Earl. He's my best friend. He thinks he's better looking than me. In your dreams, Girlie Earlie!
We like to play chase and wrestle. Earl taught me a game called "cimb the fly screen."
It's great fun. Mom and dad like it so much they yell out loud when we do it!
This is my sister Thelma. Daddy calls her a sun worshipper.
She gets cranky on rainy days. I have the scars to prove it!
This is my other sister Louise. Mommy says she is a hoover.
I don't know what that means but I know she loves to eat. Anything. Even cardboard!
Meet Winnie, the other tuxedo cat in my family.
She's old. She likes me a lot. How could anyone not like me...I'm Tuxedo Stan!
We also share our home with two inferior beings called dogs.
The brown one is called Kiana. I think that stands for "barks very loudly." The little one is Fletcher. He's my best dog friend.
I gotta go...Earl wants to teach me a new game called "go fish." Mom and dad are yelling so it must be fun!!!