Hello loyal fans, Tuxedo Stanley here again.
Don’t you just love my big black pupils? And my pink nose?
OK, face it - you just can’t get enough of me!
We were sitting around Catopia the other day discussing politics.
Winnie hates politics... as you can see she refused to take part in the discussion.
With humans, politics is often a cause of war. Cats only resort to war if we exhaust all other avenues.
We get it out of our system, then we make up.
Cat politics is very different from yours. For example, we all agree that Earl is the King of Catopia.
Winnie is definitely our Queen! Here she is striking a regal pose.
She refuses to sleep with the King. It really doesn’t matter because they’re both neutered.
Thelma is our Prime Minister. I think she secretly would prefer to be a dictator.
She says she would rule with an iron paw.
Louise is the President of the Round Table.
(It’s a subtle commentary on her figure.)
Ha! Ha! I crack myself up!
Of course, every court needs a jester... can you figure out which one is ours?
What role do I play, you ask? Emperor, of course!
Here I am looking very wise and thoughtful.
(Actually, it was just a bit of indigestion from a hairball.)
What do you mean people sometimes revolt and assassinate the Emperor? Nobody told me there would be any risk!
I think I’ll abdicate my throne and go into exile.
That's all for this week. See you next week!
Love,
Stanley
PS - remember to follow my daily updates on Twitter @TuxedoStan
Comments (7)
Tuxedo Stanley, you crack me up! Love your blog.
Posted By: George K: | Dec 06, 2011 at 08:17 AM
Stanley....you certainly bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "going for a spin" ( haha ) Such regal poses in these pictures, especially the second last one here...very regal...you are very handsome. By the way, I wouldn't mess with Louise...she has "that look" :-)
As for politics......it's best kept in the litter box :-)
Hugs Stan xo
Cathy
Posted By: Cathy Morash: | Dec 06, 2011 at 08:56 AM
Stanley u r gr8 :)
Posted By: Kalesha S.: | Dec 06, 2011 at 04:47 PM
We are huge fans of Tuxedo Stanley! Our local book store doesn't carry Kathy's book. Where can we get a copy?
Posted By: Bill and Molly Brunt: | Dec 07, 2011 at 08:58 AM
Bill and Molly, Thank you for your interest in Kathy's book. If you are in the Halifax area there are a few places that carry the book (see the HOME page). If not, your best bet is to order it from Amazon. I hope you enjoy it!
Posted By: hugh: | Dec 07, 2011 at 09:02 AM
hey TS i love ur blog!
Posted By: Catlover: | Dec 08, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Stan you shoud hire a bodygard
Posted By: Holly Smith: | Dec 08, 2011 at 11:22 AM
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